Thursday, March 29, 2007

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Jo : Can I buy you a drink?
Kanny : Actually I'd rather have the money.

Jo : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Kanny : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Jo : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Kanny : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Jo : How did you get to be so beautiful?
Kanny : I must've been given your share.

Jo : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Kanny : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

Jo : Your face must turn a few heads.
Kanny : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Jo : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Kanny : Okay, get out.

Jo : I think I could make you very happy.
Kanny : Why? Are you leaving?

Jo : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Kanny : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Jo : Can I have your name?
Kanny : Why? Don't you already have one?

Jo : Shall we go see a movie?
Kanny : I've already seen it.

Jo : Where have you been all my life?
Kanny : Hiding from you.

Jo : Haven't I seen you some place before?
Kanny : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Jo : Is this seat empty?
Kanny : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Jo : So, what do you do for a living
Kanny : I'm a female impersonator.

Jo : Hey baby, what's your sign?
Kanny : Do not enter.

Jo : Your body is like a temple.
Kanny : Sorry, there are no services today.

Jo : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Kanny : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FOR WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS(and men who may appreciate good humor)
Taken from http://www.xanga.com/followyrheart



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